1 Conversatii cu Dumnezeu Mar Mai 06, 2008 1:24 pm
Mariko21
Varsta : 36
Sex :
Localizare : Bucuresti
Popularitate : 40
Puncte ZooZ : 9182
Animalutul meu : Smotocel
Numarul mesajelor : 6239
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Sex :
Localizare : Bucuresti
Popularitate : 40
Puncte ZooZ : 9182
Animalutul meu : Smotocel
Numarul mesajelor : 6239
Respectarea regulilor :
Nu, nu e chiar Dumnezeu, ci iGod, o aplicatie funny creata de niste oameni oarecare. Mi se par destul de haioase raspunsurile date fiecarei intrebari...
Pentru a conversa, trebuie sa stii limba engleza si sa ai imaginatie. La sfarsitul conversatiei, da copy&paste sa vedem si noi ce intrebari i-ai pune tu lui Dumnezeu!
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Mariko's Conversation with iGod a scris:Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
i hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
how are you?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
a bit scared about a mid-term i have today
God:
Ah. How much?
Me:
a lot scared actually
God:
How about that.
Me:
how will i do at this test?
God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
i mean what grade will i get?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
am i going to do ok at least?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
so... what do you think about me?
God:
Er. Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
er?
God:
Um.
Me:
how much do you like me?
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
but how much?
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
i don;t know
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said don t know.
Me:
no, i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
well i don't
God:
Interesting. Why not?
Me:
because i don't mind about stuff like that
God:
Interesting explanation. Thank you for your permission.
Me:
do you like serban?
God:
But I like cats. I like wine and bread.
Me:
i meant my boyfriend
God:
Oh I see. Is he very nice to you?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
do you like my boyfriend?
God:
I don't know your boyfriend.
Me:
god knows everyone
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i read it in the bible
God:
I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes, i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
what color is heaven?
God:
Blue.
Me:
i thought heaven was pink
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
the thought that god might as well be a woman
God:
Do you think about these things a lot?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yep
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well i can
God:
Interesting. Who taught you?
Me:
my grandmother
God:
Have you told many people that your grandmother?
Me:
is my grandmother in heaven?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
i ask you, god
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I god.
Me:
god, have you seen my grandmother in heaven?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
are you a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
what color is your dress?
God:
My favorite dress is my green one.
Me:
do you wear high heels?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
are you a man or a woman?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
make up your mind
God:
I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.
Me:
are you a cross-dresser?
God:
Am I a cross dresser? Maybe.
Me:
do you like gay people?
God:
I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
...
God:
I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
how's Jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
do you see him often?
God:
I see a computer nerd.
Me:
jesus is a computer nerd?
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
no!